Alcohol: How Awesome Your Night Was Vs. How Shitty You Feel in the Morning


Coming Soon…

Ever heard of that Disney channel movie, “My Date with the President’s Daughter”?

Well, this little saga coming up will be called, “My Weekend With the President’s Brother”. It’s not the president you’re thinking of (obviously), but hell, it was fun. ;)

Also coming soon…

The continuing saga of the bizarre boys in my life.

More of The Orange story.

The story of someone who we will call Dr. Yankee, aka Dr. Fuck Up My Life

And the mixed signals of Mr. Tall, Blonde Ladies Man or Mr. I’ll-Cuddle-With-You-All-Day-Then-Confuse-the-Crap-Out-of-You


(via overboaaard)




I wish my chest looked like that.
Not because I like that it’s impossible to be sexy and have a smaller cup size. I’m not bias or going to get plastic surgery but I think that that’s hot.
Stereotypes for the win!

I wish my chest looked like that.

Not because I like that it’s impossible to be sexy and have a smaller cup size. I’m not bias or going to get plastic surgery but I think that that’s hot.

Stereotypes for the win!

(via chrysteee)




Damn, boy. You make that sweater look sexy.

Damn, boy. You make that sweater look sexy.


Confession

I know for a fact that I am straight. The idea of anyone else’s vagina other then my own in real life is not something I have any interest in pursuing. I don’t want to make out with them. I don’t want to touch anyone’s lady bits.

But girls are hot, man.

And very sexy.

Deal.